Someone invaded Myspace and left me laughing out loud. This is the most amusing message I’ve received in a while...
Subject:
u r more beatiful than..
Body:
a chocolate covered macadamian nut would look to a fat hawaiian kid.....you are cooler than a polar bears toenails and hotter than Vegas in the middle of July. My name is Te (prounounced like the drink) and I can see that you have a great sense of style and sexier than Beyonce in the "uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-a-no-no" Well, I am half black and korean, 6ft tall, likes to play basketball, workout, teach karate, eat cheetos in the dark and swallow bubble gum. Did you know it is impossible to lick your own elbows and bartenders are the funnest people? You should stop by sometime and say hi ant the club I work at in the city. If interested in learning more about me holla at me at (did you really think I’d include his real e-mail address here so all of you pranksters could write to him as me? NO!)@yahoo.com. Until I hear from you I am out like a fat kid playing dodgeball.
I clicked on his profile and found this:
About me:
I am funny (caution), athletic (not fat), average height (6ft.), like to read (labels), can eat alot (did I say alot), love to dance (I have moves), Asian and African american mix (All I am sayin' is....Caramel), I have so many adjectives and verbs to describe myself, but I can't think of one...I hate when that happens. If you want to find out more just holla.
Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet a nice person who is down to earth (or attempts to be). Someone I can kick it with or hang with in piblic without going to jail. The person I would like to meet should eat cheetos in the dark and hae prevous experience with swallowing bubble gum or be open to it, cause I like eating cheetos in the dark and swallowing bubble gum.
P.S. So I tried to lick my own elbow but I failed. I discovered this guy and his enviable ability to do what we commoners will never be able to accomplish: Click This!
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